"Here’s the skinny. Splits Magazine, after much campaigning by one Sue Sylvester, has named me cheerleading coach of the last 2000 years.
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to put in a call to the Ohio Secretary of State notifying them that I will no longer be carrying a photo ID. You know why? Because people should know who I am."
Sue Sylvester “Glee“
